Tuesday, April 17, 2012

The News For Parrots ~ Of Mulligrubs and A Drop Too Much

from Bombastes Furioso: A Burlesque Tragic Opera in One Act, 1817

Enter Fusbos, and kneels to the King. 

Fus. Hail, Artaxominous! ycleped the Great!
I come, an humble pillar of thy state,
Pregnant with news— but ere that news I tell,
First let me hope your Majesty is well.

Art. Rise, learned Fusbos! rise, my friend, and know
We are but middling—that is, but so so.

Fus. Only so so / О monstrous, doleful thing!
Is it the mulligrubs a Heels the king?
Or, dropping poisons in the cup of joy,
Do the blue devils your repose annoy?

Art. Nor mulligrubs, nor devils blue, are here,
But yet we feel ourself a little queer.

Fus. Yes, I perceive it in that vacant eye,
The vest unbutton'd, and the wig awry;
Ungarter'd hose, with slippers down at heel,
And beard unconscious of the biting steel:
So sickly cats neglect their fur-attire,
... And sit and mope beside the kitchen fire.

Art. Last night, when undisturb'd by state affairs,
Moist'ning our clay, and puffing off our cares,
Oft the replenish'd goblet did we drain,
And drank and smok'd, and smok'd and drank again;
Such was the case, our very actions such,
Until at length we got a drop too much.

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The News For Parrots ~ Black Velvet Painting Already Passe In 1833

VELVET PAINTING

Velvet painting was a few years ago a very fashionable study for young ladies; because it was thought, as is now thought of theorem painting, that it could be acquired without any knowledge of drawing, or that study and correct taste which watercolors and oil painting require. For this reason, every Miss, however deficient, imagined that she might become an artist, if she could pay the sum of three dollars to some teacher who pretended to teach velvet painting, for that price, in six lessons. Unfortunately, there were always professors of the art who were willing to aid this mistaken idea. Frightful specimens were daily multiplied, and the few who admired and had a perfect knowledge of the art, soon were disgusted with it, and let it drop into oblivion; so that we now scarcely hear it mentioned, or see any traces of it, except when we travel through the country where painting has not made great progress. We may then see the walls covered with awful hieroglyphics; and if we inquire of their import, we are told that they are Moses lying in the bulrushes, Joseph going into Egypt, the Children of the Wood, or a Family Obituary Ground, &c. &c.; and that the young lady who executed them had a great taste for painting, and did the whole in six lessons!
Now the art of painting on velvet, though it has thus ingloriously fallen into disrepute, will, I hope, find hereafter, some votaries, who will come forward to practise on its simple but unavoidable rules, which are no more nor less than those laid down for all other kinds of painting, viz: a knowledge of drawing, a discriminate taste, and time and patience to do it well. With this improvement in view, I shall feel encouraged to give you a few directions for this kind of painting.











Monday, April 9, 2012

The News For Parrots ~ If Cleo Had Only Been Liz




from Types of Pan by Keith Preston, 1919

Onomatomancy

The urge of the midge to the flame,
   Is naught to the lure of a handle;
The mind is a fluttering moth
   And a name is the perilous candle.

I know names that are smoother than silk,
   And names that are softer than butter;
I know names that are perfectly sweet,
   And names that are utterly utter.

If Cleo had only been Liz
   Her beauty would not have distraught me.
If Flo had been Irma her phiz
   Would never, no never, have caught me.

Oh Min! When I hear it I wince!
    Maria may rank as a charmer;
But her monicker makes her a quince:
   A name is the joint in my armor!

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Thursday, April 5, 2012

The News For Parrots ~ Mina Loy and Cures for Cosmic Neurosis

archive.org has added The Little Review, Autumn 1921, with an amazing metaphysical tract from Mina Loy.





PSYCHO-DEMOCRACY
a movement to focus human reason
on
THE CONSCIOUS DIRECTION
OF EVOLUTION 


to replace the cataclysmic factor in social evolution WAR. An
absolute, constructive and liberating ideal put to the will of
mankind for acceptance or rejection.

Psycho democracy...

 
...Cosmic Neurosis 
   The destructive element in collective consciousness induced by inhibitive social and religious precepts that ordain that man must suffer and cause to suffer and deny the validity of Man's fundamental desires, has resulted in Cosmic Neurosis, whose major symptom is Fear. 
   This fear takes the form of international suspicion and the resulting national protective-phobias. 
   Our enlightened psychological principles will put an end to Cosmic Neurosis...
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Mina Loy is also included with Alfred Kreymborg, Orrick Johns,  Horace Holley, and Mary Carolyn Davies in The Charlie Chaplins of Poetry by Clement Wood in The Independent, Vol. 93, which begins:

Poets are queer beings, in the opinion of more normal souls; but there are degrees of queerness.
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And finally, here is a review of her Calfax Gallery show in the Studio Talk column in The International Studio, Vol. 48.

Her origins of two paintings are further described in The Interrupted Conversation, an essay about the influence of reality on creativity in Carl Van Vechten's book The Merry-Go-Round, quoting Dickinson Sitgreaves:

"All artists create only in the image of the things they have seen, reduced to terms of art through their imagination. The paintings of Mina Loy seem to the beholder the strange creations of a vagrant fancy. I remember one picture of hers in which an Indian girl stands poised before an oriental palace, the most fantastic of palaces, it would seem. But the artist explained to me that it was simply the facade of Hagenbeck's menagerie in Hamburg, seen with an imaginative eye. The girl was a model. . . . One day on the beach at the Lido she saw a young man in a bathing suit lying stretched on the sand with his head in the lap of a beautiful woman. Other women surrounded the two. The group immediately suggested a composition to her. She went home and painted. She took the young man's bathing suit off and gave him wings; the women she dressed in lovely floating robes, and she called the picture, l'Amour Dorlote par les Belles Dames." 
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d'Emile Bayard



Tuesday, April 3, 2012

The News For Parrots ~ Traveler Fellows

from Charmian Kittredge London's 1915 book The Log of the Snark.





















50 years earlier, the price of Womb Veils is holding steady at $8.00 and one has a choice of hard rubber or glass Eye Sharpeners.  One cannot advise using the Electrical Machine and Magnetic Ointment simultaneously.

The News For Parrots ~ After The Husband Test

I just finished reading The Husband Test, 1921, by Mary Carolyn Davies and followed with this poem from her 1919 collection Youth Riding.

MARRIAGE

Back from the dusty church,
The words all said
And the strange kiss given,
We walked down the long lane of Fourteenth
     Street,
(Our shoulders touching home-bound clerks,
And shoppers, straggly shawls about their
     heads),
To the Hungarian restaurant where for
     weeks
You had courted me between the soup and
     steak.
To-night
The mirrors all about the walls seemed only
To show your face to me, and mine to you;
Wherever I might look, I found your eyes,
You mine, and as we gazed
We quite forgot that earth held other things;
Until our friendly waiter, twinkling-eyed,
Came bustling back, a link from heaven to
     earth.

Three blocks of windy street,
Three flights of stairs,
And then we stood
Before your studio door.
You turned the key
And groping in the dark, you found a candle
And pouring tallow in a little pool
Upon the mantelpiece, you stood it there
In its tall whiteness.

There was rain outside;
The skylight hummed and rattled with its
     coming.
A few faint sounds blew up from the loud
     distance;
The grunt of a Salvation Army's drum
Blent with the noise
Of women's voices roughened by the night
Singing from hearts the night has roughened
     too —
And softened.

The street flung up its sounds against our
     window,
But could not force the fortress of our
     thoughts,
Your thoughts of me, and mine of you, old,
     new,
And riotous —
And frightened —

We, who had always been such open com-
     rades,
Now were half afraid
To touch each other's hands,
To see each other's faces in the dim
And holy dusk.

We thought of God. I prayed to Him,
As I had prayed when first you said, " I love
     you,"
The same quick, breathless, little broken
     prayer,
"God, oh, don't let us hurt each other, ever."

The portraits you had painted were about us,
A ghostly company of friends.
Life seemed all ends;
Ends of things finished, ends of things begun,
Ends, ends —
No safe and placid middles.

Because the silence choked from utterance
All other words, we talked of daily things,
Your order for a cartoon, and the story
Long overdue, that I must mail to-morrow —

And then the silence
Laid its hands even on these commonplaces.

We looked at one another gravely,
Shy children that our mothers, Youth and
     Life,
Had brought to see each other, and to play
Together.

Two startled children
Permitted by the gold ring on my hand
To stay and talk there in the dusk alone
And for the first time not to think of clocks
But if we liked, watch night's dark bud bloom
     dawn.

The silence grew and filled the room's dim
     corners.
The candle on the mantel burned its life out
And its flame died, and all the room was
     dark;
And on the skylight fell the black loud rain;
And in the world there was no other sound
But your breathing
And the beating of my heart.

Then in the dark
You stumbled to me
And caught me by the shoulders
And laid your mouth on mine.
And all the hunger of our lives for life,
And all my hunger for you, yours for me,
Surged up in us, love caught us as a storm
A helpless ship, and beat upon us; joy
Rose like a tossing sea, and swallowed us.

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Here is a biography, mostly provided by her brother, in The Bookman, Vol. 54.

Fred Lockley writes an account from Oregon, of an Oregonian who has migrated to New York City:
Mary Carolyn Davies, author of "The Husband Test", was born at Sprague, Washington, of Welsh and Danish ancestry. "We come by our Joy of writing naturally," said L. L. Davies, her brother. "My mother was richly endowed with the creative gift and her mother also was a writer. My father was a miner, and for eight years we lived In Casalo, B. C, on Rootenay Lake. Casalo was a unique community, very different from the ordinary American village or small town. While we were there we published a magazine. All of our family wrote for it, as well as other members of the community. It was hand written throughout and the Illustrations were also hand work. We produced each week twelve copies, which circulated throughout the entire community until everyone had read them.
"When my sister Mary was fourteen years old and still had braids down her back she was writing clever verse. While she was in high school she wrote a story and sent it to the 'Youth's Companion'. They sent her a check for forty dollars. This decided her to take up a literary career. To secure the money to go to the University of California she taught school for a year in eastern Oregon, near a little settlement called Post. Each day she rode three or four miles to her school on horseback. Riding has always been the one thing, next to writing, which she most loves. She attended the University of California for two years, majoring in English literature. This was In 1911 and 1912. Here she won the Emily Chamberlain Cook prize and the Bohemian Club prize, both awarded for the best verse produced by a student during the year. During her stay at the University she came under the Influence of Professor Gayley and of Warren Cheney. They encouraged her to make literature her life work. She also became well acquainted with Jack London and his wife Charmlan. Their friendly interest stimulated her greatly, and at their advice she went to New York University. She became a member of the Poetry Society of America, and when she came back to Portland was elected president of the Women's Press Club of Portland.
"In 1918 she published her book of verse entitled 'Drums In Our Street', and in 1919 a one act play entitled 'The Slave with Two Faces'. Her book of child verse, 'A Little Freckled Person', also published in 1919, Is going very well. 'Youth Riding', another of her books, is a collection of her more recent verse. 'The Century', 'Harper's', 'The Atlantic', 'The Cosmopolitan', 'The Bookman' and many other high class magazines have published her work."

Sunday, April 1, 2012

The News For Parrots ~ Moonshine and Wind Music

If you want to find out how a philosopher feels when his is engaged in the practice of his profession, go to the nearest zoo and watch a chimpanzee at the wearying and hopeless job of chasing fleas. Both suffer damnably and neither can win...For the absolute, of course, is a mere banshee. No such thing exists. Philosophy in the narrow technical sense is largely moonshine and wind music.

H.L. Mencken from
In The American Jungle: 1925-1936
by Waldo Frank